February 2012
why is it that people are shit to text but are really good in person.
but theres one person im so awkward to in real life but have the best conversations that dont stop while we’re texting . i’m only just realising how much i fell for this kid -.- i hate my life . i want to break my phone and delete facebook oh god.
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit.
Body: And you're fat.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly.
Food: I'm here for you.
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
Anonymous asked: 2, 3, 15
